I told my mom I was hungry and she said “that’s not what I named you” the dad jokes have penetrated my mother just like my dad did
Not a good enough excuse to use the word penetrate
why did tumblr change the shade of green of the reblog button its making me uncomfortable
The worst part of being Australian on tumblr is that the point at which everyone starts losing their shit and night blogging I’m just sitting down to a cup of afternoon tea and missing the whole hysteria vibe.
So, John Green has revealed that Hazel dies a year later Augustus’ death.
I need a moment. And a help. I’m going to cry in a corner.
when you get that random chill in your body